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- Everyone, do you know "Yes Man"? - Oh, I know it!
- I don't know it. - It's about how "yes" can change your life.
He's refused many things. He's refused being asked out.
Anyway, he's said "no" many times.
And for some reason, "yes man" changed his mind.
He'll go if you ask him out.
Anyway, if you say "yes" to him,
- his life will turn in a better direction. - Yes, yes, yes.
It's a movie that's based on reality,
and there are people who've actually experienced it.
- Ask him that and... wait. - Wait.
- It's better for life to turn in a better direction. - Yeah.
- Really? - Yeah.
Let's be "yes man"!
- You're the "yes man" you say! - Wow!
"Yes man" in a movie is really extreme.
Like, you give your phone or money to a homeless person.
- Wow! - That's really "yes man."
- Really? - For real "yes man"!
But if the world knew about it,
it'd be "yes" for digital currency and "yes" for cash.
So I can only say it to these people.
If you're asked out without knowing these people,
you can say "yes" and it's just a plan to be a "yes man."
To see if you're really happy about it or not,
we're going to call you "noman" this time.
- "Noman"? - "Noman"!
- "Noman"!
- Huh? - Huh?
- You're "noman" now. - Huh?
- Huh? You're "noman" now? - Huh? I'm "noman" now?
But you say "noman" in a "yes man" movie.
- Huh? Huh? - I just did it on purpose.
Well, you can be "yes man" or me being "noman."
But "yes man" is harder to think of.
If you're happy without knowing these people,
- it's easier to say "no." - But "noman" might be heartbroken.
- He comes to play games with you. - I'm sorry.
- Huh? - I'm sorry for asking you to play games with me.
- Let's go eat. - No, I'm sorry.
- Huh? I know you're sorry. - You hate him, don't you?
Well, we'll just do what we have planned for now.
If you're invited again, you say "yes" or "yes man."
- How about it? - Really?
Or should we just do rock, paper, scissors and see who wins?
- For a week, right? - For a week.
- Here we go. - Yeah.
Rock, paper, scissors! Rock, paper, scissors!
So, yes man, no man, and man, man!
Can I say it?
From now on, I say yes for all of your invites for a week, and you say no for all of your plays.
I don't know which of you will be happy for a week.
What's that?
Anyway, I'm going on a trip to Centralia in the next day.
Please support me.
Please support me!
Yes, man, yes, man, yes, man...
Yes!
Yeah!
I'm going on a trip for two hours.
That's how it is.
I'm sure I'll find something in these two hours.
If you still want to repay me, you might come back.
I hope you'll be happy about it.
So, I'm going on a trip for a week!
Good luck!
It's been a week!
I'm going on a trip for a week!
Shibai is going on a trip for a week!
I'm going on a trip for a week!
Toshimitsu is going on a trip for a week!
So, let's announce what happened.
First of all, brain life.
First of all, boring brain life.
Brain life is boring.
Seriously, no matter what happens, it can't happen.
You just refuse it.
That's right. When I really refuse it, I'm at home and I'm near water, so I take water and say "no".
"No"?
I felt like I was hated by others.
I felt like that.
I got a lot of fun requests from people.
I got a lot of requests.
Can you use the room temperature?
No.
No!
Can you use the room temperature?
No.
Can you use the room temperature?
No!
I'm in trouble.
So you don't want me to do anything?
No.
No!
No! No! No! No! No! No! No! No! No! No!
The problem is, all of the options in the game are 'no'.
Hahaha! Is that what you mean?
"Like playing 'dragon ball' or something like that." "Yeah."
"It doesn't work at all." "Oh, I see."
"Is that all?" "Yeah."
Are you happy with what I asked you?
"Yes." "Yes."
"Oh, I see." "Oh, I see."
"What?" "What did you just say?"
"You were the host of an event last night, weren't you?" "Yes."
You know, like a meeting or something like that.
"Can you confirm if it's okay?" "Yes or no?"
"No, so..." "That's crazy."
Can you confirm if it's okay?
"I'm repeating myself." "Hahaha!"
"I'll only show you a little bit of it." "Oh."
"Just a little bit?" "Hahaha!"
The problem is, it's live.
What kind of questions do you get?
Well, questions... I'm usually asked questions.
"I'm usually the host." "Yeah, yeah."
"So it's fine." "You're usually..."
Hahaha!
"You're usually..." "Hahaha!"
You're usually like, 'Oh, no!'
"At first, Risa-san." "Yeah." "The next one is Risa-san."
Special guest, Shibayu-san.
"We're your hosts!" "Nice to meet you!"
"That's what we were asked." "Yeah."
"Please be our hosts." "No."
"Hahaha!" "No, no, no." "What did you say?"
"In front of the audience." "Hahaha!" "In front of the audience."
"The second part is..." "First, we make a toast."
"Oh!" "With alcohol." "With alcohol."
"We make a toast." "Oh." "With alcohol."
Shibayu-san, nice to meet you!
"No!" "Oh, no, no, no."
"Hahaha!" "Oh, no, no, no." "Oh, no, no, no."
"Because you're Shibayu's host," "you might think you're making fun of me."
"Yeah." "You might think I'm making fun of you."
You're not funny at all.
"That's right." "Take a video of me making a toast."
"Oh." "Take a video of me making a toast."
"Oh, no, no, no." "Don't you want to make a toast?"
"Hahaha!" "I want to make a toast!"
"I want to make a toast!" "So, gentlemen,"
"I'm counting on you." "Hmm?" "The temperature, the temperature."
"What temperature?" "The temperature of the toast."
"No." "Huh?"
Huh?
"Ah!" "Hahaha!"
"Hey!" "Oh, my gosh, oh, my gosh."
I'm trying to hide it again, but it was really scary.
It was really scary.
It's because of this!
It's dangerous if you don't watch this video while you're at work!
It's dangerous.
Also, President Kamada is hosting this show.
I know you can do it, but this is an important stage.
I'm counting on you. Do your best!
No.
Why?
No.
What?
You're going?
Just like that?
Huh?
This is bad!
This is a disaster!
It's a disaster!
I don't like people who say no.
You're not happy with people around you.
That's right.
If you don't have a plus, you don't have a minus.
In fact...
You don't have anything.
You're not happy.
You don't have a minus, either.
It's double.
You did a good job.
It's hard.
You did a good job.
I wasn't happy.
You weren't happy.
I didn't know if you were happy or not.
What will happen to you if you keep saying yes?
I think it's going to be tough.
It's the first day.
Yes.
It's the night we filmed the entrance.
That's right.
Thank you for your help.
I was surprised!
I was doing my make-up.
Thank you for your hard work!
Today's shooting ended at 12:05.
It was really long, wasn't it?
It was really long.
About five and a half hours later,
Yumimaru and I have to go on a trip to Okazaki.
I see.
Is this a one-scene of a trip?
No.
This is a one-scene of "Youthful Norman".
It took us about an hour to get there.
It's hard to drive for five hours, isn't it?
Yes.
So...
Please give me a ride!
Yeah!
You're kind!
Um...
Can I buy you breakfast?
Yeah!
What do you want?
What do you want me to eat?
Are you kidding me?
On this day, at night, a girl said, "Let's go later," and I said, "Sure."
That's normal.
It's a guy who doesn't refuse.
On the second day, there was a shogi video.
I was told to play shogi, and I forgot about it.
What? Shogi? Let's play chess.
I'm satisfied.
I played chess and said, "Let's play shogi."
When I said that, I remembered.
Oh, no. It's a yes-man. All right, let's do it.
And I played shogi.
Then I got a call from another girl.
She asked me to call her until I went to bed.
You're playing shogi, aren't you?
She asked me to call her, and I said, "Sure."
Damn it, it's here!
I said, and it was about 40 minutes later.
It was already silent over there.
On the third day, a girl was staying over.
It felt like I was sleeping in the morning.
We were all playing.
I was about to go to bed, and I got a call.
Come to Centralia.
I thought you wouldn't come out, and the girl who had stopped you came out.
It was the moment I fell asleep.
Then she said, "I'm getting a call."
Come and pick me up.
Sure.
I came back to my room and fell asleep for a while.
Then I got a message from Masuda.
You're kidding me, aren't you?
Ryo must have told you.
Let's go over night. Come and pick me up at 6 o'clock.
Come and pick me up in that sports car.
I got three messages like that.
But I answered, "Yes, yes, yes."
When we were talking, she said something funny.
Yes, yes, yes.
I won't say it.
Did you just ask me for three times?
You're just a golden person.
I thought you were just picking me up.
I don't have furniture right now, so I bought a sofa for people temporarily.
She said, "Then give it to me."
Sure.
Then give it to me.
What are you giving me?
I only have four.
Then give me two.
Sure.
I have a lot of drinks in my house.
She said, "Give me a drink."
I said, "Sure."
She chose a drink.
There was a major I used for shooting.
Sure.
What's going to happen tomorrow?
He's not good at all.
If he's not good at anything, it's over.
Once he's not good at anything, he asks me.
People who are limited in this life are really hostile.
He asked me for a Dyson.
Dyson?
But I gave it to you.
I gave it to you.
You're like Jesper.
He's the scariest.
Look at the price of furniture at my house.
The sofa is expensive.
There are two kinds of furniture at my house.
Give me this one.
I'm kidding.
Sure.
Wow.
It's really expensive.
Hundreds of thousands of yen.
I can't give you that.
Wow.
That's dangerous.
That's not what I meant.
I thought it was dangerous.
After that, I was confused.
I don't like it.
I'll say it first.
Yokaro Amon was here.
Beatboxer Dyton.
After shooting with Toshimitsu,
he came to my house and said, 'Let's collaborate.'
I said, 'Sure.'
But it's a complicated project.
So we decided to collaborate.
We're going to collaborate someday.
But it doesn't matter.
So you're only telling Dyton now.
That's right.
On the third day of shooting,
Dyton asked me to hang out in Nagoya.
So I had to go to Nagoya right after shooting.
Then,
a girl came up to me and said, 'Come to my store.'
I went to Nagoya and Okazaki at night,
thinking it was dangerous,
and decided to go to Nagoya first.
At 10:30 p.m., I went to Nagoya.
I went to a dance bar with a girl I didn't know,
and hung out with guys.
When I was about to go home,
a girl I didn't know at the bar said,
「Let's go for a drink.'
"I said, "Sure."
Then we went to a bar and drank.
That sounds like an Englishman.
After that,
I decided to go to a girls bar in Okazaki.
When I found out I had to go,
she asked me if she could go with me,
and I said yes!
Then, me and two girls,
took a taxi to Okazaki together,
in a taxi.
The girl I invited,
is one of my favorite girls,
and it's her birthday soon.
On her birthday, there's a champagne tower party,
and she said she wanted me to do it,
and I said yes!
So I said,
let's do the best champagne tower in the store.
It's about 12,000 yen.
Then, she said,
no one would buy it in Mikawa.
So I said,
let's do it!
And she said yes!
That's crazy!
Then, the price was,
450,000 yen.
Wow!
But we haven't done it yet.
We promised,
and we said yes.
So far,
this is the biggest story.
When we were at this girls bar,
we got a call.
I can't tell you in detail,
but it was because of Yes-man's behavior.
A girl called me,
and said,
she wanted me to do it with her.
What?!
I thought it was crazy.
I don't know much about it.
Then, I drank every night for four days.
On the third day,
she said,
let's do it!
On the fifth day,
she said,
let's do it!
On the sixth day,
she said,
let's do it!
She said,
let's do it!
Yes!
I'm going to hide my mental illness.
I'm telling you I'm not going anywhere.
Wait a minute!
The moment it happens, it will be broadcast on radio.
Please listen.
This is it.
Your daily life is amazing.
Basically, this kind of thing doesn't happen.
If I'm really free,
I'm always asked out by
a friend of a man invited to Nagoya and
his girlfriend.
Basically, I refuse both of them.
Sometimes I'm asked out.
If it wasn't for Yes-man,
I would only refuse the first invitation.
From then on, I would
naturally get interested and do various things.
As a result,
Yes-man, who made me act,
is leading me to happiness.
As a result, I think I was happy.
You said it yourself.
Let's go together.
Yes!
I'm looking forward to it.
I'm going to put 1451 sheets of Shambhala
in Lightning Queen.
There are various risks,
but I think it's very good
to take the first step
with Yes-man.
Even if you force yourself to invite a friend,
I think there will be fun in the future.
I think it's good
to do my best
in my own way.
I'll put a link of Yes-man's movie.